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Basic Food Groups  Basic Food Groups - ACU Dark $6.00
 Basic Food Groups - ACU Light $6.00
 Basic Food Groups - Desert $6.00
 Basic Food Groups - Multicam $6.00
 Basic Food Groups - Forest $6.00
 Basic Food Groups - SWAT $6.00
The Tri-force of Women, Pork, and Alcohol. Based on 1st Armored patch.

4" x 3.75" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
Basic Food Groups  Do No Harm (Pirate) - ACU $6.00
 Do No Harm (Pirate) - Desert $6.00
 Do No Harm (Pirate) - Multicam $6.00
 Do No Harm (Pirate) - Forest $6.00
 Do No Harm (Pirate) - SWAT $6.00
Tactical Medic requested patch. Pirate version.

3.5" x 2.75" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
Do No Harm (Spartan)  Do No Harm (Spartan) - ACU $6.00
 Do No Harm (Spartan) - Desert $6.00
 Do No Harm (Spartan) - Multicam $6.00
 Do No Harm (Spartan) - Forest $6.00
 Do No Harm (Spartan) - SWAT $6.00
Tactical Medic requested patch. Spartan version.

3.5" x 2.75" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
Easy Button  Easy Button - ACU Dark $4.50
 Easy Button - ACU Light $4.50
 Easy Button - Forest $4.50
 Easy Button - SWAT $4.50
 Easy Button - Arid $4.50
 Easy Button - Full Color $4.50
Patch to represent a button to magically make things easier. Sadly it is not functional and is only good for jokes or labeling "easy" objects.

2" x 2" with black velcro sewn on the back.
Front Toward Enemy  Front Toward Enemy - ACU $6.00
 Front Toward Enemy - Desert $6.00
 Front Toward Enemy - Multicam $6.00
 Front Toward Enemy - Forest $6.00
Front Toward Enemy Patch, in the shape of the classic claymore.

3.5" x 2.25" Grey hook velcro sewn on the back.
Fun Meter  Fun Meter - ACU $3.50
 Fun Meter - Desert $3.50
 Fun Meter - Multicam $3.50
 Fun Meter - Forest $3.50
 Fun Meter - SWAT $3.50
 Fun Meter - Full Color $3.50
I kept getting requests for this classic, so designed it up with a lil MSM flair. A great way to let others know you are enjoying your adventures.

2" x 1.1" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Hadji Don't Surf  Hadji Don't Surf - ACU Dark $4.50
 Hadji Don't Surf - ACU Light $4.50
 Hadji Don't Surf - Desert $4.50
 Hadji Don't Surf - Multicam $4.50
 Hadji Don't Surf - Forest $4.50
Offshoot of the Apocolypse Now quote "Charlie don't surf."

2.5" x 2.5" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
I Don't Give A Rat's Ass  I Don't Give A Rat's Ass - ACU Dark $5.00
 I Don't Give A Rat's Ass - ACU Light $5.00
 I Don't Give A Rat's Ass - Desert $5.00
 I Don't Give A Rat's Ass - Multicam $5.00
 I Don't Give A Rat's Ass - Forest $5.00
 I Don't Give A Rat's Ass - SWAT $5.00
For those who don't care too much about what others have to say.

3" x 2.375" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
Kentucky Windage  Kentucky Windage - ACU Dark $6.00
 Kentucky Windage - ACU Light $6.00
 Kentucky Windage - Desert $6.00
 Kentucky Windage - Multicam $3.00
 Kentucky Windage - Forest $6.00
 Kentucky Windage - SWAT $6.00
Another in the semi-covert series. Made to have that good ol' whiskey label look. To achieve the thin line detail these patches are woven rather than usual embroidery. Thus the color selection isn't what I usually have, but get in the ballpark. "Multicam" colors did not turn out how I expected so is on sale.

3.875" x 2.375" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
KITD-FOHS  KITD-FOHS - ACU $5.00
 KITD-FOHS - SWAT $5.00
 KITD-FOHS - Arid $5.00
 KITD-FOHS - Full Color $5.00
Inspired by the classic patch from the Son Tay Raid back in Nam. Stands for: Kept In the Dark - Fed Only Horse Shit. You know, kinda like how mushrooms are treated.

2.82" x 3" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Lambda Shield  Lambda Shield - ACU Dark $4.50
 Lambda Shield - ACU Light $4.50
 Lambda Shield - Desert $4.50
 Lambda Shield - Multicam $4.50
 Lambda Shield - Forest $4.50
 Lambda Shield - SWAT $4.50
Lambda symbol, as seen on Spartan shields.

2.25" x 2.25" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
Lead Farmer  Lead Farmer - ACU $5.00
 Lead Farmer - SWAT $5.00
 Lead Farmer - Arid $5.00
One of the memorable moments from the movie Tropic Thunder.
Major League Doorkicker  Major League Doorkicker - ACU Dark $5.00
 Major League Doorkicker - ACU Light $5.00
 Major League Doorkicker - Arid $5.00
 Major League Doorkicker - Full Color $5.00
Based on the NBA/MLB style logo, this one is for all the doorkickers out there. MLD = Major League Doorkicker.

2" x 3" Velcro sewn on the back.
Major League Sniper  Major League Sniper - ACU Dark $5.00
 Major League Sniper - ACU Light $5.00
 Major League Sniper - Forest $5.00
 Major League Sniper - Arid $5.00
 Major League Sniper - Full Color $5.00
Based on the NBA/MLB style logo, this one is for all the Snipers out there. Although the gun choice was hard, I hope most people can let the Barret slide as a sniper system.

Patch is approx 3.5" x 1.75" with black hook velcro sewn on the back.
Molon Labe Full  Molon Labe Full - ACU Dark $6.00
 Molon Labe Full - ACU Light $6.00
 Molon Labe Full - Desert $6.00
 Molon Labe Full - Multicam $6.00
 Molon Labe Full - Forest $6.00
 Molon Labe Full - SWAT $6.00
 Molon Labe Full - Full Color $6.00
Full Molon Labe design for the Spartans out there.

3.5" x 2.5" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
NSR Solutions  NSR Solutions $4.50
This design is a requested semi-covert style where it is meant to be vague on purpose and just look like a random corporate logo. NSR stands for Non Standard Response. Currently only available in Full Color.

3" x 1.7" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Pinup Girl 1  Pinup Girl 1 - ACU $6.00
 Pinup Girl 1 - Arid $6.00
 Pinup Girl 1 - Full Color $6.00
A modern attempt at some good ol' retro pinup style. Embroidery only allows for so much detail so we tried are damndest. Design by guest artist Mark Wasyl

3.2" x 3.25" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Pirate Skull Diecut  Pirate Skull Diecut - ACU Dark $5.00
 Pirate Skull Diecut - ACU Light $5.00
 Pirate Skull Diecut - Forest $5.00
 Pirate Skull Diecut - SWAT $5.00
 Pirate Skull Diecut - Arid $5.00
I've received many Calico Jack patch requests, but rather than the same ol' I decided to do a modern take on the popular pirate flag. Design by guest artist machine56.

3.5" x 2.35" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Pirate Skull Flag  Pirate Skull Flag - ACU Dark $5.00
 Pirate Skull Flag - ACU Light $5.00
 Pirate Skull Flag - Desert $5.00
 Pirate Skull Flag - Multicam $5.00
 Pirate Skull Flag - Forest $5.00
 Pirate Skull Flag - SWAT $5.00
I've received many Calico Jack patch requests, but rather than the same ol' I decided to do a modern take on the popular pirate flag. Design by guest artist machine56.

3" x 2" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Pork Chop Express  Pork Chop Express - ACU $6.00
 Pork Chop Express - SWAT $6.00
 Pork Chop Express - Arid $6.00
 Pork Chop Express - Full Color $6.00
Fans of Big Trouble in Little China will enjoy this one, that or those who just like fast pork!

3.75" x 2.9" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Rock Out  Rock Out - ACU $6.00
 Rock Out - Forest $6.00
 Rock Out - SWAT $6.00
 Rock Out - Arid $6.00
Sometimes we rock out so hard, our cock comes out... and this is the patch for you.

3.53" x 3.75" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Saint Michael  Saint Michael - ACU $6.00
 Saint Michael - Forest $6.00
 Saint Michael - SWAT $6.00
 Saint Michael - Arid $6.00
Some groups enjoyed this patch made long ago so with efforts with the original artist I've made it again to offer on up. A quick summary would be Saint Michael is viewed as the field commander of the Army of God.

3" x 3" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Samurai Kanji  Samurai Kanji - ACU Dark $5.00
 Samurai Kanji - ACU Light $5.00
 Samurai Kanji - Forest $5.00
 Samurai Kanji - SWAT $5.00
 Samurai Kanji - Arid $5.00
 Samurai Kanji - Red $5.00
A straight forward patch that says SAMURAI in Japanese Kanji. Don't worry I did my research and had it approved by Japanese native speakers. The word Samurai is derived from the archaic Japanese verb samorau, changed to saburau, meaning "to serve". Thus this meaning applies well to Military/LE/GOV whom serve their country.

2.5" x 2.5" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Secret Squirrel  Secret Squirrel - ACU Dark $6.00
 Secret Squirrel - ACU Light $6.00
 Secret Squirrel - Desert $6.00
 Secret Squirrel - Multicam $6.00
 Secret Squirrel - Forest $6.00
 Secret Squirrel - SWAT $6.00
If you don't know the term, you probably shouldn't have the patch.

3.25" x 2.8125" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
Sheepdog  Sheepdog - ACU $6.00
 Sheepdog - Desert $6.00
 Sheepdog - Multicam $6.00
 Sheepdog - Forest $6.00
 Sheepdog - SWAT $6.00
An upcoming term thanks to the article by Lt. Col Dave Grossman A quick summary is: Sheep are the common people, Sheepdogs are protectors of the people, Wolves are badguys.

2.8" x 2.5" Velcro sewn on the back.
Shit Magnet  Shit Magnet - ACU $5.00
 Shit Magnet - Forest $5.00
 Shit Magnet - SWAT $5.00
 Shit Magnet - Arid $5.00
A subtle way to tell others the not so good things in life seem to come your way often.

3" x 2" Black Hook velcro sewn on the back.
SkullMonkey Cross  SkullMonkey Cross - ACU Dark $4.50
 SkullMonkey Cross - Desert $4.50
 SkullMonkey Cross - SWAT $4.50
 SkullMonkey Cross - Girly $4.50
 SkullMonkey Cross - Red/Black $4.50
 SkullMonkey Cross - White/Red $4.50
Designer Skullmonkey patch, Crossbones variant. Hope was to amuse MIL / LEO and civilians alike.

2.5" x 2.5" Hook Velcro sewn on the back.
SkullMonkey Pirate  SkullMonkey Pirate - ACU Dark $4.50
 SkullMonkey Pirate - Desert $4.50
 SkullMonkey Pirate - SWAT $4.50
 SkullMonkey Pirate - Girly $4.50
 SkullMonkey Pirate - Red/Black $4.50
 SkullMonkey Pirate - White/Red $4.50
Designer Skullmonkey patch, Pirate variant. Hope was to amuse MIL/LEO and civilians alike.

2.2" x 2.5" Hook Velcro is sewn on the back, this is a new high quality batch.
SkullMonkey Stumpy  SkullMonkey Stumpy - ACU $2.00
 SkullMonkey Stumpy - SWAT $2.00
 SkullMonkey Stumpy - Girly $2.00
 SkullMonkey Stumpy - Red/Black $2.00
 SkullMonkey Stumpy - White/Red $2.00
Designer Skullmonkey patch, Stumpy variant. Hope was to amuse MIL/LEO and civilians alike.

2" x 2.75" Black hook Velcro is sewn on the back , but done a bit sloppy so price has been reduced.
Spartan Helmet  Spartan Helmet - ACU Dark $6.00
 Spartan Helmet - ACU Light $6.00
 Spartan Helmet - Desert $6.00
 Spartan Helmet - Multicam $6.00
 Spartan Helmet - Forest $6.00
 Spartan Helmet - SWAT $6.00
Simple cross swords Spartan design.

3" x 3" Grey hook velcro sewn on the back.
Suck Meter  Suck Meter - ACU Dark $6.00
 Suck Meter - Desert $6.00
 Suck Meter - Multicam $6.00
 Suck Meter - Forest $6.00
 Suck Meter - SWAT $6.00
 Suck Meter - Full Color $6.00
I kept getting requests for this classic, so designed it up with a lil MSM flair. A great way to subtly let others know when you feel the situation sucks pretty hard.

2" x 1.1" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Tactical Medic Pirate  Tactical Medic Pirate - ACU Dark $4.50
 Tactical Medic Pirate - Desert $4.50
 Tactical Medic Pirate - Multicam $4.50
 Tactical Medic Pirate - Forest $4.50
 Tactical Medic Pirate - SWAT $4.50
Pirate version based on the Do-No-Harm design, but smaller and iconic only.

2.5" x 2.4" Black velcro sewn on the back.
Tactical Medic Spartan  Tactical Medic Spartan - ACU Dark $4.50
 Tactical Medic Spartan - Desert $4.50
 Tactical Medic Spartan - Multicam $4.50
 Tactical Medic Spartan - Forest $4.50
 Tactical Medic Spartan - SWAT $4.50
Spartan version based on the Do-No-Harm design, but smaller and iconic only.

2.5" x 2.4" Black velcro sewn on the back.
US Flag  US Flag - ACU Dark $4.00
 US Flag - ACU Light $4.00
 US Flag - Desert $4.00
 US Flag - Multicam $4.00
 US Flag - Forest $4.00
 US Flag - SWAT $4.00
 US Flag - Full Color $4.00
Although people told me to do a US Flag in the past I held off since I felt they were already available in so many places. I eventually sold myself on making them since mine are unique due to being in my camo colors. It isn't perfect, however these flags are also closer to the correct width/height ratio. I hope you find the color selection refreshing and the price fair.

3.25" x 1.9" Grey hook velcro sewn on the back.
US Flag Mini  US Flag Mini - ACU Dark $3.50
 US Flag Mini - ACU Light $3.50
 US Flag Mini - Desert $3.50
 US Flag Mini - Multicam $3.50
 US Flag Mini - Forest $3.50
 US Flag Mini - SWAT $3.50
 US Flag Mini - Full Color $3.50
Sometimes loop velcro space is limited, so these US Flags in mini size allow for many mounting possibilities while still being recognizable.

2" x 1" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
US Flag Reversed  US Flag Reversed - ACU Dark $4.00
 US Flag Reversed - ACU Light $4.00
 US Flag Reversed - Desert $4.00
 US Flag Reversed - Multicam $4.00
 US Flag Reversed - Forest $4.00
 US Flag Reversed - SWAT $4.00
 US Flag Reversed - Full Color $4.00
The normal US Flags did well so per request here are the reversed versions. For those who need a trivia lesson, the purpose of the reversed flag is for proper display of the flag on the right side of a mover such as a human or vehicle. The concept is the flag is on an imaginary flag pole so if moving forward the flag would be blowing back and display reversed. If the normal US Flag is worn on the right side, it might be perceived you are retreating backwards like a chump. 3.25" x 1.9" Grey hook velcro sewn on the back.
WWJBD?  WWJBD? Full - ACU $5.00
 WWJBD? Full - SWAT $5.00
 WWJBD? Full - Arid $5.00
What Would Jack Bauer Do? A patch for the tv show "24" fans. Jack Bauer is a man of results, so sometimes you need to ask yourself....now what would he do?

2.125" x 3" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
WWJS? Full  WWJS? Full - ACU $6.00
 WWJS? Full - Forest $6.00
 WWJS? Full - Arid $6.00
 WWJS? Full - Full Color $6.00
Originally this stood for What Would Jesus Shoot, but I don't fully spell this one out to let people come up with their own sayings. The first W is open to easy interpretation of What, Where, When, Why, Who, and more. And as Buddy Jesus says...do it with a smile!

3" x 3" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Zombie Hunter Full  Zombie Hunter Full - ACU-A $5.00
 Zombie Hunter Full - ACU-B $5.00
 Zombie Hunter Full - Forest $5.00
 Zombie Hunter Full - SWAT $5.00
 Zombie Hunter Full - Arid $5.00
Sometimes people need an excuse to have a lot of guns and gear....and Zombie Huntn' is a good one!

2.75" x 2.75" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.

 

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Bloodtypes  Bloodtypes $3.50
Due to request I made these happen in MSM colors. The blood type letter is nice and big and charge is displayed in both symbol and text. All 8 blood types are available in 7 color variants.

2" x 1" with hook velcro sewn on the back.

Specify Blood Type and Color: ACU Dark, ACU Light, Desert, Multicam, Forest, SWAT, Medical
Do It Live  Do It Live - ACU Dark $4.50
 Do It Live - ACU Light $4.50
 Do It Live - Desert $4.50
 Do It Live - Multicam $4.50
 Do It Live - Forest $4.50
 Do It Live - SWAT $4.50
Although wild O'Reilly started it, the phrase seems to work well in a lot of industries.

Black hook velcro sewn on the back. 3" x 1.5"
Embrace The Suck  Embrace The Suck - ACU Dark $4.50
 Embrace The Suck - ACU Light $4.50
 Embrace The Suck - Desert $4.50
 Embrace The Suck - Multicam $4.50
 Embrace The Suck - Forest $4.50
 Embrace The Suck - SWAT $4.50
A classic MIL term referring to having a calm mindset during situations that suck and doing what needs to be done.

3" x 1.75" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
F Yo Couch  F Yo Couch - ACU Dark $4.50
 F Yo Couch - ACU Light $4.50
 F Yo Couch - Desert $4.50
 F Yo Couch - Multicam $4.50
 F Yo Couch - Forest $4.50
 F Yo Couch - SWAT $4.50
This will likely make absolutely no sense unless you have seen the Rick James skit.

Hook velcro sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"
Infidel Strong  Infidel Strong - ACU Dark $4.50
 Infidel Strong - ACU Light $4.50
 Infidel Strong - Desert $4.50
 Infidel Strong - Multicam $4.50
 Infidel Strong - Forest $4.50
 Infidel Strong - SWAT $4.50
A different take on the Army slogan.

Grey hook velcro sewn on the back. 3" x 1.5"
Infidel Tab  Infidel Tab - ACU Dark $4.50
 Infidel Tab - ACU Light $4.50
 Infidel Tab - Desert $4.50
 Infidel Tab - Multicam $4.50
 Infidel Tab - Forest $4.50
 Infidel Tab - SWAT $4.50
Simple Infidel Tab/Rocker. Similar size to Airborne Tab

Grey hook velcro sewn on the back. 2.5" x 1"
Live Free  Live Free - ACU Dark $4.50
 Live Free - ACU Light $4.50
 Live Free - Desert $4.50
 Live Free - Multicam $4.50
 Live Free - Forest $4.50
 Live Free - SWAT $4.50
For those ready to fight to keep their freedom.

Hook velcro sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"
Molon Labe Tab  Molon Labe Tab - ACU Dark $4.50
 Molon Labe Tab - ACU Light $4.50
 Molon Labe Tab - Desert $4.50
 Molon Labe Tab - Multicam $4.50
 Molon Labe Tab - Forest $4.50
 Molon Labe Tab - SWAT $4.50
Simple Molon Labe Tab/Rocker.

Grey hook velcro sewn on the back 3.25" x 1.125"
Pirate-Scroll  Pirate-Scroll - Forest $4.50
 Pirate-Scroll - SWAT $4.50
 Pirate-Scroll - Arid $4.50
Pirate Scroll based on Airborne version.

3" x 1.5" Black Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Regular Guy  Regular Guy - ACU Dark $4.50
 Regular Guy - ACU Light $4.50
 Regular Guy - Desert $4.50
 Regular Guy - Multicam $4.50
 Regular Guy - Forest $4.50
 Regular Guy - SWAT $4.50
Done in a Special Forces Tab shape: A patch for those who are, or want to claim to be nothing particularly special.

3.25" x 1.1" with hook velcro sewn on the back
Smooth Operator  Smooth Operator - ACU Dark $4.50
 Smooth Operator - ACU Light $4.50
 Smooth Operator - Desert $4.50
 Smooth Operator - Multicam $4.50
 Smooth Operator - Forest $4.50
 Smooth Operator - SWAT $4.50
Simple Smooth Operator Tab done in Special Forces Tab shape. Now available in my usual colors.

Hook velcro sewn on the back. 3.25" x 1.1"
Surprise  Surprise - ACU Dark $4.50
 Surprise - ACU Light $4.50
 Surprise - Desert $4.50
 Surprise - Multicam $4.50
 Surprise - Forest $4.50
 Surprise - SWAT $4.50
Another great quote from the movie Team America. Makes for a good dynamic entry accessory.

3" x 1.75" Hook velcro sewn on the back.
Team America  Team America - ACU $5.00
 Team America - Desert $5.00
 Team America - Multicam $5.00
 Team America - Forest $5.00
 Team America - SWAT $5.00
 Team America - USFlag $5.00
Great for when you want to sport your affiliation with Team America.

Grey hook velcro sewn on the back. 3" x 2"
That Guy  That Guy - ACU Dark $4.50
 That Guy - ACU Light $4.50
 That Guy - Desert $4.50
 That Guy - Multicam $4.50
 That Guy - Forest $4.50
 That Guy - SWAT $4.50
Simple rocker done in Airborne size. Are you THAT GUY?

Hook velcro sewn on the back. 2.5" x 1"
What Now!  What Now! - ACU Dark $4.50
 What Now! - ACU Light $4.50
 What Now! - Desert $4.50
 What Now! - Multicam $4.50
 What Now! - Forest $4.50
 What Now! - SWAT $4.50
This was a request patch from a military group. Simple text posing both a statement and a question, great for surprise "events".

Hook velcro sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"

 

 Animals « Top 
Bulldog Head  Bulldog Head - ACU $6.00
 Bulldog Head - Desert $6.00
Large Bulldog Head Patch.

Black velcro sewn on the back, however not on the spikes due to production limitations. Patch will be secure, but the spikes may flare out a little. 3" x 3.2"
Bulldog Head - Small  Bulldog Head - Small - ACU $4.00
 Bulldog Head - Small - Desert $4.00
Small Bulldog Head Patch. Not as rowdy big as the large original for more placement options.

Black velcro sewn on the back, however not on the spikes due to production limitations. Patch will be secure, but the spikes may flare out a little. 2.25" x 2.15"
Dragon Head  Dragon Head - ACU $5.00
 Dragon Head - Forest $5.00
 Dragon Head - SWAT $5.00
 Dragon Head - Arid $5.00
Dragon head was high on the animal head poll so here you go. Design by guest artist machine56

2.48" x 3" with hook velcro sewn on the back
Flying Trunk Monkey  Flying Trunk Monkey - ACU $6.00
 Flying Trunk Monkey - Desert $6.00
 Flying Trunk Monkey - Multicam $6.00
 Flying Trunk Monkey - SWAT $6.00
Flying version of the original trunk monkey.

Hook velcro sewn on the back. 3.9" x 2.5"
Fox Head  Fox Head - ACU Dark $4.50
 Fox Head - Desert $4.50
 Fox Head - SWAT A $4.50
 Fox Head - SWAT B $4.50
 Fox Head - Arid $4.50
 Fox Head - Red $4.50
Designer Fox Head for sneaky folks.

2.5" x 2.35" Velcro sewn on the back.
K-9  K-9 - ACU $5.00
 K-9 - Desert $5.00
 K-9 - Forest $5.00
 K-9 - SWAT $5.00
 K-9 - Full Color $5.00
Something tough for our handlers.

Black hook velcro sewn on the back. 3.5" x 2.2"
K-9 Short  K-9 Short $4.50
Due to demand, this design has been resupplied. This variant was made by LEO request to fit better on hats.

2.75" x 1.9" Black hook velcro sewn on the back. Only available in SWAT color scheme
Mil-Spec Monkey Logo  Mil-Spec Monkey Logo - ACU Dark $3.00
 Mil-Spec Monkey Logo - ACU Light $3.00
 Mil-Spec Monkey Logo - Forest $3.00
 Mil-Spec Monkey Logo - SWAT $3.00
 Mil-Spec Monkey Logo - Arid $3.00
Just the Mil Spec Monkey Logo, kids and adults a like seem to enjoy em'.

Black hook velcro sewn on the back. 2.5" x 2.25"
Pig Head  Pig Head - ACU Dark $4.50
 Pig Head - Arid $4.50
 Pig Head - Full Color $4.50
Mean Ol' Pig Head. Ok so I know tusks aren't on pigs, but it does make em look more tough.

2.37" x 2.5" Velcro sewn on the back.
Tactical Trunk Monkey  Tactical Trunk Monkey - ACU $5.00
 Tactical Trunk Monkey - Desert $5.00
 Tactical Trunk Monkey - Multicam $5.00
 Tactical Trunk Monkey - Forest $5.00
 Tactical Trunk Monkey - SWAT $5.00
Tactical Trunk Monkey Patch, a term used for rear gunners.

Grey loop velcro sewn on the back. 3" x 2"
Tiger Head  Tiger Head - ACU $4.50
 Tiger Head - Forest $4.50
 Tiger Head - SWAT $4.50
 Tiger Head - Arid $4.50
 Tiger Head - Full Color $4.50
Tiger was #1 on the requested animal head poll so here is a little something for all those who voted. No long back story, just an aggressive tiger head.

2.5" x 2.4" Matching hook velcro sewn on the back.
Wolf Head  Wolf Head - ACU Dark $4.50
 Wolf Head - ACU Light $4.50
 Wolf Head - Desert $4.50
 Wolf Head - Multicam $4.50
 Wolf Head - Forest $4.50
 Wolf Head - SWAT $4.50
Wolf also did well in the animal head poll so here goes: Similar to the 104 INF DIV patch, but with more anger.

2.5" x 2.5" with hook velcro sewn on the back.

 

 Girl Friendly « Top 
Battlegirl  Battlegirl - ACU $4.50
 Battlegirl - SWAT $4.50
 Battlegirl - Girly $4.50
Cute girl head design I had laying around. I thought the ladies might like something geared their way for once.

Black hook velcro sewn on the back, not all the hairs are sewn down due to production limitations, however patch will attach securely to loop velcro. 3" x 2.2"
Bunny Girl  Bunny Girl - ACU $5.00
 Bunny Girl - Blue $5.00
 Bunny Girl - High Contrast $5.00
 Bunny Girl - Subdued $5.00
Just some fun with bunny girls with guns. Design by guest artist pinkversusblack

2.73" x 2.9" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Cute Valkyrie  Cute Valkyrie - ACU $5.00
 Cute Valkyrie - Arid $5.00
 Cute Valkyrie - Full Color $5.00
This one is a little different aimed at the female and young'n demographic. A cute Valkyrie charging into battle. Design by guest artist pinkversusblack.

2.55" x 3.5" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Gun Girl 1  Gun Girl 1 - ACU $5.00
 Gun Girl 1 - Blue $5.00
 Gun Girl 1 - High Contrast $5.00
 Gun Girl 1 - Subdued $5.00
A design for the ladies or those who just like cute things. Design by guest artist pinkversusblack.

2.75" x 2.8" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Nurse Girl  Nurse Girl - ACU $5.00
 Nurse Girl - Arid $5.00
 Nurse Girl - Blue $5.00
 Nurse Girl - Gothy $5.00
 Nurse Girl - Subdued $5.00
A Nurse Girl design for medics or those who wish they had one :) Design by guest artist pinkversusblack.

1.76" x 3" with hook velcro sewn on the back.
Pirate Girl  Pirate Girl - ACU $5.00
 Pirate Girl - Arid $5.00
 Pirate Girl - Gothy $5.00
 Pirate Girl - High Contrast $5.00
A Pirate Girl design for the ladies or those who just like cute things. Design by guest artist pinkversusblack.

2.2" x 2.8" with hook velcro sewn on the back.

 

 Trouble Makers « Top 
Bang One, Bang Em' All  Bang One, Bang Em' All - ACU $6.00
 Bang One, Bang Em' All - Forest $6.00
 Bang One, Bang Em' All - SWAT $6.00
 Bang One, Bang Em' All - Arid $6.00
If you are going to bang one, you might as well bang them all. This is the original large version of an AFSF requested design.

Grey velcro sewn on the back. 3" x 3"
Bang One, Bang Em' All (Small)  Bang One, Bang Em' All (Small) - ACU $5.00
 Bang One, Bang Em' All (Small) - Desert $5.00
 Bang One, Bang Em' All (Small) - Multicam $5.00
 Bang One, Bang Em' All (Small) - Forest $5.00
 Bang One, Bang Em' All (Small) - SWAT $5.00
Get ready to get into trouble sportn' this one.

Black hook velcro sewn on the back. 4" x 3"
Fun Sponge  Fun Sponge - ACU $5.00
 Fun Sponge - Forest $5.00
 Fun Sponge - SWAT $5.00
 Fun Sponge - Arid $5.00
 Fun Sponge - Full Color $5.00
This one can have multiple interpetations, but the original idea was to put them on command that excel in stealing the fun out of about any situation. Alternatively these patches can be self applied to declare you are a monster at trying to absorb fun in all of its forms.

2.66" x 2.75" Black hook velcro sewn on the back.
If I Tell You  If I Tell You - ACU Dark $6.00
 If I Tell You - SWAT $6.00
 If I Tell You - Arid $6.00
 If I Tell You - Dark Ops $6.00
A remake of a classic design, A good way to let others know you can't say too much about your job.

Hook velcro sewn on the back. 3.5" x 4"
Immediate Action  Immediate Action - ACU $6.00
 Immediate Action - Forest $6.00
 Immediate Action - Arid $6.00
Get ready to get into trouble sportn' this one.

Black hook velcro sewn on the back. 4" x 3"
Pork Eating Crusader  Pork Eating Crusader - Forest $6.00
 Pork Eating Crusader - SWAT $6.00
 Pork Eating Crusader - Arid $6.00
For the pork eater on a mission. Text on top and translated Arabic on the bottom.

Black hook velcro sewn on the back. 3.25" x 3.25"
Your Mom Sends  Your Mom Sends - ACU $5.00
 Your Mom Sends - Forest $5.00
 Your Mom Sends - SWAT $5.00
 Your Mom Sends - Arid $5.00
Oh snap get ready to get in trouble sporting this bad boy. Those who see it are either going to laugh with you, or punch you in the face.

2.9" x 3"

 

 Bracelets « Top 
Infidel Strong  Infidel Strong - Desert Sand Medium $3.00
 Infidel Strong - Desert Sand Large $3.00
 Infidel Strong - Sage Green Medium $3.00
 Infidel Strong - Sage Green Large $3.00
 Infidel Strong - Desert Sand with Gray Text Small $3.00
 Infidel Strong - Desert Sand with Gray Text Medium $3.00
 Infidel Strong - Desert Sand with Gray Text Large $3.00
 Infidel Strong - Sage Green with Tan Text Medium $3.00
 Infidel Strong - Sage Green with Tan Text Large $3.00
Infidel Strong Silicone Bracelet. Durable and stretchy. Don't worry about the size of your hand, these bracelets have plenty of stretch so the main concern is your wrist size. Check here for a sizing chart.

The large bands are 8-3/8" around and the medium bands are 7-3/8" around.
Molon Labe  Molon Labe - Tan Medium $3.00
 Molon Labe - Tan Large $3.00
 Molon Labe - Sage Green Medium $3.00
 Molon Labe - Sage Green Large $3.00
 Molon Labe - Black Medium $3.00
 Molon Labe - Black Large $3.00
 Molon Labe - Tan with Gray Text Medium $3.00
 Molon Labe - Tan with Gray Text Large $3.00
 Molon Labe - Sage Green with Tan Text Medium $3.00
 Molon Labe - Sage Green with Tan Text Large $3.00
 Molon Labe - Black with Silver Text Medium $3.00
 Molon Labe - Black with Silver Text Large $3.00
Molon Labe Silicone Bracelet. Durable and stretchy. Don't worry about the size of your hand, these bracelets have plenty of stretch so the main concern is your wrist size. Check here for a sizing chart.

The large bands are 8-3/8" around and the medium bands are 7-3/8" around.
Zombie Hunter  Zombie Hunter - Black with Silver Text Medium $3.25
 Zombie Hunter - Black with Silver Text Large $3.25
Zombie Hunter Silicone Bracelet. Durable and stretchy these are done on a tire tread band to give a more unique look and zombie apocalypse feel. Don't worry about the size of your hand, these bracelets have plenty of stretch so the main concern is your wrist size. Check here for a sizing chart.

The large bands are 8-3/8" around and the medium bands are 7-3/8" around.
 

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